I WANT TO GO ON A DATE

I want to go on a coffee date,

Smell  that seductive scent of coffee ,

And enjoy that heavenly piece of cake,

As we strike up conversation,

Eating up each other’s words,

As we try to impress each other,

You got to like me as much as I like you, right?

I want to go ice-skating,

When else will I see you at your physical worse,

As you try to best your total alpha male state,

Of course I won’t be any better,

And I probably will fall down twice as much,

But am sure it will look pretty funny,

When I try to stand up again and then act like nothing happened.

I want to go to a children’s home,

Surprise, surprise a kid’s home?

You win great points that date,

Because you’ve shown a side I didn’t know existed,

I’m humbled knowing how vain I am,

So we get down to work and help out,

And I pretend I didn’t see you hug the little girl to soothe her tears.

I want to go car racing,

Why not?

I want to see if I can beat you on the track,

Probably will become more competitive,

Coz I do want to beat your ass,

And soothe your bruised ego with a sweet kiss.

I want to go on a drive,

Take two or three hours of a day,

Stop at all the scenic view spots,

I‘ll wear my little shorts that day,

With sunglasses, top and sexy ankle boots,

And hope you’ll pay more attention to the road than my legs,

We’ve got to come back alive.

I want to go for a picnic,

At some silly public park,

And be one of those silly couples I used to make fun of,

Yeah, karma can be a bitch,

We’ll have packed lunches down to the fruits and juice,

And maybe a bit of wine for later,

You can doze on my lap as I ghost-draw your face,

Leave with the setting sun.

I want to do all those things,

But you aren’t here,

And I can’t sit around waiting for you,

So I add them to my bucket list,

And get my friends to join me and we’ll have a blast,

Still it would have been awesome to go on those dates with you!